"Ashleeeeyyyyyyyyy !!!"
The three seconds warning Ash had before the door of his room burst in gave him just enough time to bolt upright and choke back a scream. It wasn't nearly enough for his brain to snap awake.
So he did exactly what a normal person would do in his situation. He groped blindly, and heaved the nearest object at the head of the silhouette posing ominously in the doorway.
"Ow fuck ! What the fuck are you trying to do ?!"
Oh. It was only Lexi, and not some crazed axe murderer. Ash squinted warily in case his assumption was incorrect, but no, it still looked mostly like Lexi, except now she came equipped with a petulant sc
01 Walk
At first Loki had been insulted that his latest conquest, for all her fawning, had no interest in asking him to get things for her -- not that he intended to go to that much effort or found high maintenance appealing, but they usually at least wanted to watch him walk away -- until it occurred to him that they were better suited for each other than even he had realized.
02. Beauty
And some time later, he decides that if she ever asked Do you think I'm pretty ? and batted her eyelashes in his general direction, telling her the truth about how she looked passed out against the window with her cheek smushed up against the glass and