The Winehouses

This is where you realize I went really far when it came to my characters.

These are Damon's parents, Jeff and Fiona Winehouse. Since Damon's actual father is Dionysus, Jeff is obviously not his "real" father, but that is no concern to them. These two knew immediately upon Damon's birth that he was a bastard child, but neither of them treated him as such - Damon was their child, and they brought him up with love and respect and open-mindedness. And weed, and wine, and parties.

As you can probably tell, Jeff is the horndog, and Fiona is burnt-out. And they are very much in love, still, and always.

They have also always been swingers, and yes, they both went to the orgy disguised as a wine-tasting conference, and yes, they both boned Dionysus.

The Winehouses both work in the wine industry, taking after Jeff's family and their business. Fiona's family was a bunch of hippies; she was the only one to not take women's studies in college.

My friends take a great pleasure in roleplaying Fiona for some reason. Maybe it's because she's -completely hilarious-.